Lo que no nos dicen es que la Vida está llena de mierdas. Ni que cada Mierda es como un Malo Final. Un bicho feo y terrorífico que pretenden que derrotes. Tú, que no tienes ni pajolera idea de qué va la vaina. Pero no te preocupes, que aquí es donde entro yo. Yo, que sé que pedir ayuda no solo no es un Malo, sino que es muy necesario, te he escrito un manual. Algo así como el de las instrucciones del frigorífico, pero más útil y menos peñazo. Nivel a nivel, te voy a transmitir todo el conocimiento que he podido recabar, las técnicas que he utilizado yo para superar al final boss.

Tú, protagonista del videojuego, eres una persona normal y, como todo el mundo, tienes tus cosillas, pero eso no importa ahora mismo. Porque en este libro te vas a convertir en una heroína: codo con codo, aprenderemos a luchar contra todos los monstruos. Básicamente, te voy a enseñar a pasarte la vida a la manera de Vicky.

Abróchense los cinturones, que empieza el viaje.

ENGLISH DESCRIPTION

When we are born, they throw us into this thing they call Life and they tell us: Come on, get going!

What they don't tell us is that Life is full of shit. Nor do they tell us that every Shit is like a Bad Ending. An ugly and terrifying virus that they want you to defeat. You, who have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on. But don't worry, this is where I come in. I, who know that asking for help isn't only not bad, but that it is actually necessary, I have written a life manual for you. Something like your refrigerator instructions, but more useful and less of a pain. Step by step, I am going to give you all the knowledge that I have been able to gather, and techniques that I have used to overcome the final boss.

You, the protagonist of this video game, are a normal person and, like everyone else, you have your little odd things, but that doesn't matter right now. Because in this book you are going to become a heroine: side by side, together we will learn to fight against all the monsters. Basically, I'm going to teach you how to live your life the Vicky way.

Fasten your seatbelts, the adventure is just beginning!