Perini, Remo: - Poet, humorist, children's book, and adult non-fiction author Remo Perini has released his debut book of humor, HA! (Humanity's Absurdities). According to readers and reviewers, HA! (Humanity's Absurdities). "HA! is one of the funniest books I have ever read", "HA! has only one purpose, to make a reader laugh," "HA! Is the best edutainment money can buy," "The author's imagination is extremely wild and fertile," "An all-round fantastic book and an ideal gag gift for any occasion," "A fictional encyclopedia of absolutely ridiculous nonsense with no intent whatsoever except to make a reader laugh, chuckle, smirk, and hopefully roll on the floor laughing (ROTFL)." Most of the material in HA! is a complete fabrication based on hot air and warping reality. "The author finds a new way of looking at and discussing something that you've seen a thousand times before, providing an offbeat and bizarre way of describing the familiar." "Perini looks at the world in a unique manner, sharing nonsensical anecdotes with a straight face and strait-laced anecdotes with a generous seasoning of silliness." "HA! Is a great book for much-needed relief from an all too serious world with comedy that is as wacky as it is observant, as nonsensical as it is grounded, and as outlandish as it is witty."Remo Perini has a doctorate in information technology and has developed patent applications for several of his ideas. Dr. Perini does not use the "Dr." superlative, but he does wield a mighty poetic license that grants him the right to make up words and ignore the rules of grammar. As a technologist, he is in the process of changing the way we do everything in life with current efforts on: revolutionizing the commercial aviation industry with his Commercial Airvolution Concepts, working with chemists so that the joy of eating, or ingestion, can be separated from the caloric intake of digestion (Ingestolution), and developing psychophysiological technology to change the way we authenticate information systems users in a manner that gets rid of passwords (these may be true, or not true, or even completely made up). Currently living in Vienna, Virginia, and with prior stints in Long Island, New York, San Jose, California, and Highlands Ranch, Colorado, Remo lives with his ten-year-old poodle named Enzo and has two amazing sons who aspire to playing video and virtual reality games for their whole lives while eating cake. Remo aspirations are simpler. He just wants to become t